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your-voice-hermione: justalittlegelfish: You need to be more careful with your leering. Can’t take my eyes off of yooooooou…
May 31st
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Listenthatllwork: The acoustic version is more...
May 30th
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Listenlianneypoox3: The Harold Song - Ke$ha The...
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Listenkimberlyprosser: You’re The Only One - Maria...
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The Lord Tubbington Lecture Series: Ringworm
Second in the Lord Tubbington Lecture Series. Once again, not a veterinarian. For more information on the epidemiology of tinea, see Philpot, 1977. Ringworm (tinea, dermaphytosis) is claimed to be the leading cause of skin disease in cats, although I’m not sure how true that is. It’s not caused by a worm, but rather a fungus (usually Microsporum canis in cats and dogs) that infects...
May 30th
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&.: Brittana, Bartie and the Song Selection →
thejollyape: Anonymous asked: I really enjoyed your Prom Queen review and was wondering if you (or if you know if others have) analyzed the Isn’t She Lovely and Songbird choices for what they suggest about Artie and Santana’s feelings toward Brittney. I know you mentioned the intentionality of the choice…
May 30th
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Brittana - Just A Dream (Instrumental) And I just hope she know that she the only one I yearn for.
May 29th
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Footnote to the Three Theories Lecture: Savantism
See Three Theories Lecture musings here. I was reading the Wikipedia article about Brittany, and it suggested that perhaps Brittany is an idiot savant. Savant syndrome (savantism) is a condition in which people with autism, or developmental disorders (which would fit under the third theory I discussed) have “one or more areas of expertise, ability, or brilliance that are in contrast with...
May 29th
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Infarction (Glee, G)
Brittany/Santana, G. “Night of Neglect”. “I’ll take cat diseases,” Brittany says around the Dot in her mouth. The microphone picks up the sound of sticky gelatin between her teeth, and Santana runs her hands through her hair, feeling slightly embarrassed for her. Embarrassment that is replaced by irritation when the camera captures, for a fleeting second, the disbelieving looks on...
May 29th
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xyloscope asked: hi, it's 2am, JJ sent me here (kind of indirectly after seeing your posts everywhere for weeks), i'm sad i didn't come sooner and i just want to say you are awesome. that's it!
May 28th
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"As A Swallow Knows The Sky" (Brittany/Santana, G)
Guitar would be the most appropriate accompaniment, but no way in hell is she going to let Puck know about her plan ahead of everyone else. So Santana goes to the choir room between classes and shoves the sheet music into Brad’s face, muttering something about passing it on to that one dude who plays the guitar and that he’d better be ready by that afternoon or else he’d face the unbridled wrath...
May 28th
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kaleidoscopesandcarousels-deact asked: So, I'm totally new to this whole Tumblr thing. I joined mostly because a) my internet wife asked me to cause she has one, and b) I've been stalking the blogs of the amazing Brittanalysts like you and themostrandomfandom and I don't want to miss anything. I'm not sure what the protocol is for following (on LJ, I usually asked first) so I'm asking here. Mind if I follow?...
May 28th
themostrandomfandom asked: What can I say, friend? Your discussion of the risks cigarette smoke poses to my poor spirit animal was both thorough and evocative. You are such a consummate scholar. Congratulations on your everything.
May 28th
In dreams and in love there are no...
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May 28th
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The Lord Tubbington Lecture Series: Effects of...
I am not a veterinarian. Anyone who has a cat or is a veterinarian should know that one should not smoke around cats, much less let the cat smoke. The cats of people who smoke have  (among other things) double the rate of feline lymphoma than those living with non-smokers, in addition to the usual respiratory problems. It stands to reason, then, that cats who inhale tobacco smoke are putting...
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In regards to Santana, Brittany is perfect
inthehat: The end. That is, Brittany is perfect for Santana.
May 28th
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One day robots will rule the world.: I keep... →
shellv5: And how fucking ashamed I am to be associated with people who are so willing to abandon Brittana and hate on her for it. I know the tweet was bad timing, and I myself felt like total shit after reading it. Firstly, she’s allowed her own opinion, even if we don’t agree..  […] How the fuck is this going to endear us to her? Why should she keep fighting for us when we turn on...
May 28th
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An Unscientific Footnote to the Reptile Metabolism...
What Santana meant by “I’m going to be an outsider my whole life”: She literally has been an outsider her whole life, even when she was popular and on the Cheerios. She became an outsider more recently (after she quit the Cheerios, after the blind item came out concerning her closet, after Karofsky slushied her, etc.), and she’s afraid that the downward spiral will...
May 27th
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"The Romeo y Julieta Marque" on FF.net →
I have updated fanfic! Yay! And now back to…other stuff.
May 27th
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myheartsbeentried: Me Against The Music (Glee) - Brittany and Santana For *ahem* research purposes.
May 27th
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Dear Haligh,: I would love a Brittany to my... →
xenography: And Brittany loves her.  She doesn’t care that other people would tell her that Santana is cruel, insensitive, unkind.  She tells them all that Santana isn’t the person they think she is.  She tells them: Santana’s not a bad person.  And she genuinely believes it. Santana has hurt her, broken her heart.  But she loves Santana.  She accepts her for who she is.  She knows how mean...
May 26th
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On HeMo and the Tweet Heard 'Round the Fandom
themostrandomfandom: Another “Unpopular Opinion,” as it were. Read More Yes yes yes. A thousand times yes. And just to drive it home, here are my final thoughts on Finale Twittergate here. #heather is my favorite
May 26th
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That Voodoo That You Do So Well: Santana Lopez and... →
gleedcanon: Afro-Caribbean religions are often syncretic with Roman Catholicism. Fascinating read. I think there is a strong argument for Santana having a connection with Santería, at least; in addition to its merging with Roman Catholicism, the presence of Santería in the United States mainland is mostly due to Puerto Rican migration. Assuming, of course, that Santana is Puerto Rican (as Naya...
May 26th
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On Reptile Metabolism and Santana Lopez
Not the most coherent lecture to date. The “I’m like a lizard” comment that Santana made when she refused to do a duet with Brittany in ‘Duets’ is probably one of the most hurtful things Santana has ever said on the show. Mostly because it was directed at Brittany, who is precisely the only person Santana wants to protect (outside of herself). Various Brittanalysts...
May 26th
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This made me crey in a good way
I’mma get this out of the way first, to purge any lingering bad thoughts. It’s just fan speculation (nothing to do with plot). I don’t care, I had creys anyway. Not happy creys, but understanding ones. Edits/emphasis mine. [Re: Heather & her inclination for Bartie] I don’t think it’s far fetched to guess that someone who has danced her entire life would have...
May 26th
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themostrandomfandom asked: Your blog is so quality, superlatives fail me, friend. Everything you've posted in response to last night's episode has been a delight. I am honored to count you as a colleague. This fandom needs more Brittanalysts like you.
May 26th
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I think I ship Brittany and Santana harder than...
Let no one say of me that I gave up on love.
May 26th
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hemoislove: Brittana final Heart locker scene. 2x22 You know what would have made this scene 1000x better? The Dirt Locker piano theme. (If you want a longer version, here is tangerineladykisses’ piano improvisation.) So I am playing the music clip and watching the last few seconds of this video, like a boss. TIP: If you are playing the shorter version of the Hurt Locker theme, start...
May 26th
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Man Son!: Slow and Steady →
evershadow: That last Brittany speech felt like Brittany finally saw and understood how scared Santana was and she was willing to take everything at Santana’s pace. Let me explain. In Sexy, Born This Way and Rumors, we see Brittany pressuring Santana to come out and accept her homosexuality. But we see a much… From the keyboard of one of the most influential writers in the fandom, author...
May 25th
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Observations of a Crazy Brittanalyst: Part XVII
themostrandomfandom: “What about you and I?”: On Brittana, the Heart Locker, and the Future of Our Ship I’m going to preface this Brittanalysis with one big “Unpopular Opinion” label, okay? Read More Wise words from my Tumblr mentor. It’s on, it was always on, because when is love not on?
May 25th
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remember that time naya endorsed finn/santana?
nightshifted: “She uses Puck,” Naya says. “If all else fails, Puck is the one that she goes to and knows that she can just play with. But that might change. And I’ve honestly made up my own backstory in my head that [Santana] is, like, in love with Finn. She was really upset during the wedding episode because he rejected her!” (source) yeah, that’s all i’m going to say about hemo’s tweet.
May 25th
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Last night I was drunk on feelings. Very...
And this was a snippet of what came out (I’m a little too embarrassed to publish the whole thing): People outside of the shipper bubble will always be uncomfortable with Brittany/Santana, no matter how many times the script + HeYa intangibles have to prove to us that they love each other. Remember: it has and always will be true that people would rather shy away with what they are ...
May 25th
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That awkward moment when Heather says she prefers...
keep doing it guys
May 25th
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So about that tweet, @BFalchuk
If you don’t know the meaning of sarcasm, please look away. Although admittedly I wasn’t being entirely sarcastic… Dear Brad Falchuk, Firstly I just want to say that I think you and Ian and Ryan are idiots because you guys obviously don’t know squat about science. Obviously, knowing science is not your job, but I still find this repulsive — don’t you have...
May 25th
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“I love you, Santana. I love you more than I’ve ever loved anyone else in...”
– Brittany S. Pierce
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